The Chipmunk Club

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Here are some songs that are original from people

The first ones are from christine!

It’s called Rain Party

I hear the rain beat against my window,

Falling from the dark gray clouds,

And I sit here wondering….

What could I do?

CHORUS

Well…..

I’m gonna have a rain party,

I’m gonna splash and have a great time,

I’m gonna slip and slide all day,

I might be soaking wet and freezing cold,

But I’m have a grand ol’ time!

I’m gonna invite all my friends,

And I might even invite my 80 year old neighbor too

‘Cuz I wanna have a party

And I ain’t gonna do it alone

Oh no o

CHORUS AGAIN

I see the sun come out…

And I sit there wondering….

What could I do?

But yea she said its stupid but its not.

lol

and its not letting me type normal again! but oh well…

heres her next song

Shattered How could you?How could do this to me?I loved youAnd I thought you loved me  CHORUSYou broke my heart,And now its shattered in pieces,I’m all alone in this evil world now.Why couldnt you keep my heart whole? Im weak without you,I lost part of me when you walked away with her,I want my life and love back,But you took most of them away…. 

Why couldnt you leave my heart whole..?

So thats her other song

and another of her songs is…

Fly – Christine K made again Woo Woo WooOh Oh Oh yea…I wanna have my feet off the ground 

Cool huh? Wait…theres one more she made

Fading Shadow : Song by Christine K Here it comes,Its taking over again,Somebody please help me,It wont leave me alone…  ChorusThe shadow is taking over me,The light is disappearing from my sight,Im drowning in this dark abyss,Im fading away…… I cant fight it,It devours me.I cant take it anymore,I see no more light. 

Ta-da!  Melissa hasn’t made any songs i think…and if she has she hasnt shone them to me…haha christine this is what happens when u send me things! now i know ur gonna edit this..so im gonna to advertise it as much as i can before you edit it…so a lot of people can see it

And now im going to share mine!

lol

Stuck In the Middle of No Where

There’s no beginning

There isn’t an end

I’m stuck in the middle

Without a friend

No one to see me

Cryin in the dark,

No one to strike a match

And show a flaming spark

Who can I ever trust?

Who will care for me?

I don’t know who I am

Or who I’ll ever be but oh-oh

Chorus:

I’m gonna ride on the wind

Just like a giant eagle

And sour through the sky,

Wonderin why I

Never even tried to see

That you were waiting just for me, and I

Don’t know why I didn’t try

You shone a burning candle through

And I was just amazed

That anyone in my place would

Want this moment rephrased

I see that out upon the earth

Some people truly care

And now I know that I must be

Like all the ones out there oh-oh

Chorus

~Stephanie Linquist~

So yea theres my song….and yes its stupid lol

See you!

Hi

Christine Melissa and I are at my house for my b-day party! I got a build-a-bear cow and 2 t-shirts and chocolate! yay! then we went to Walgreens and bought candy! 3 ring pops (which I took 4 evvvvvvvvvvvver! to eat) and 3 squeezepops which christine almost finished. 

i havent seen 1 frickin hot guy today im so hot guy deprived – christine

anyway then we went to the park and went on the tire swing and got dizzy!!!

Melissa Aimless -Ok YESTERDAY! i went to a chicago fire game and they won!i was sitting right behind one of the nets and ALMOST caught a ball.(by the way the kc wizards goalie has BAD HAIR and BAD HIGHLIGHTS and the fire’s goalie has GOOD HAIR! so ha kc wizards we have better hair than you) and there were SO MANY guys that christine would think are hot.think the whole3 rows in front of me.so yea they won!!!WHOOOO! anf i saw one of christines crushes yesterday to!!!!lolz.i was laughing the whole way home.

so yea

i’m good!

BYEEE!!!!

Ok I’m here (steph-fer-bee) and christines is dying to type about something reeeeeeeeeeeaally stupid.  But i wont let her….ha!

So yea

ha.

she tried to ruin my typing but i stopped her…ha!

Tony and Jip sent a telegram to Melissa through their minds and it said:

Were sending everyone chocolate on May 3 and it will be red and white (becuz its polish independence day) and yea you better be grateful and comment cuz otherwise ur not getting any! so comment!!!

END – Jip and Tony

Me and melissa are still eating our squeezepops and christine threw hers away! (she said she was done) riiiiiiiiiiite…..

Were talking about typing fast….yea…

Melissa goin to poland in august???

ok lol

Oh yea Melissa AND christines b-day are both in august

Melissa – August 5

Christine – August 25

yay!

i want chris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – christine

i’m a bored melissa in the middle of nowhere where there is NO CANDY in sight actually just within 100 miles so yea!-melissa durrrrr

were talking bout stuff so dont bother us!

we are like ignoring this so im just gonna like post it so bye!

It’s me Steph-fer-bee and It’s my B-day today!!!!

YAY!!

Tomorrow is my b-day party and melissa and christine are coming over but today i got presents from my mom!!!

A CD

Clothes

A comb

Perfume

and Lip gloss

lol

(not really into the perfume but oh well! It smells nice!)

So yea…heres my online bday party! So yea…EVERYBODY GET ME A PRESENT!!!!

~;) Steph-fer-bee

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEPH-FER-BEE!!!
*ballons and tons of confetti come down from the ceiling*
ello peoples!
THIS IS STEPH-FER-BEE’S SPECIALISTIC ONLINE B-DAY PARTY!
write all birthday posts here and partyy!

Well Tomorrow is a very very specialer day for me! So you guys have to guess what is gonna happen to me tomorrow…tho i am very scared about it to…but its fun…not that bad…but like…I CANT WAIT!!! and no its not something obvious
you guys will never guess
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
lol sorry
but yea guess

*is on a stage with tony sitting in a chair across from me*
M.K :Ello World…..or whoever watching this.

Tony: Hellos!

M.K :Alrighty on with the interview…I heard that you were giving up volleyball for another sport is it true?will you be leaving volleyball forever?

Tony :Not forever but yes its true.

M.K :What sport?

Tony :I can’t tell you, but you’ll find out soon enough.

M.K :augh finee…new question! Did you ever think kevin and steve would win?

Tony :never darn it! their to ugly and stupid!

M.K :exactly my thoughts!

*jip walks in*

M.K :HI Jip!!!get a chair and sit for a while!

*he pulls up and chair*

M.k :so why are you here? weren’t you supposed to be in Italy?

Jip :I was….but i returned home because i was getting very frustrated.

Tony:you’re the one who’s ussually frustrating with the waking me up at 4 in the morning and the stealing my cereal so i can’t have breakfast in the morning

Jip :good times…goood times

*tony glares at him*

M.K kkk then……ummmmm….lets see…i need a question……oh yea….Tony you had a drawing you did that you wanted to show the drawing t the world.are you going to?

Tony :YES!as soon as i can use melissa’s scanner it wil be up here!

Jip :what’s so exiting about a drawing….

M.K :it’s just perdy

*he makes a face*

M.K :I saw that! well anyways, Steph-fer-bee’s birthday is supppper soon (April 21st soon) what should i get her!!??

Jip :i have no freaking idea, maybe a puffer ball

Tony :I was thinking about that earlier but i couldn’t think of anything!

M.K :thankies! (i gots her a present and its awesome and i hope she likes it)

M.K :anyways, you two borrowed my camera

*tony and jip whistle innocently*

Tony :what makes you say that?

M.K :the fact that theres pictures of you two on there and I didn’t take them

Jip ooooh ……crap

Tony :sorry!

M.k :its ok but i gotta get this done otherwise steph-fer-bee will take my beloved frypan from chrisitne

Tony k shoot

M.k :favorite tv show?

Jip and Tony EGRASSI!!! *starts to hum the theme song*

M.K :ME TOO!!!! *Starts singing the team song* whatever i takes……i know i can make it through *continues til the end*

M.K k i’m good, favorite pie flavor?

Tony:French silk!

Jip :Bluuuuperry

*tony stares at his awkwardly*

Jip :there is such a thing!

*tony continues to stare awkwardly*

M.K :NEXT QUESTION! favorite sharpie color (a twist on the old whats your favorite color)?

Jip :RED!

Tony :Forest Green!

M.K k….*sighs* boring…..but okkkkk.favorite band??

Jip :ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*silence*

M.K :you don’t know what a band is do you

Tony:no…..

M.K :erg… well thats all the time we have anyway THATS ALL FOLKS! (shut up!porky is my favorite looney toons character!)

*everyone gets out of chairs and the studio crew takes the chairs nand background and crap away*

The Gravitational 3-Piece Set Fly Swatter 

How many times a day do you swat flies?  How many times do you miss?  Well here at Needs and Wants© you can get our new, high tech, absolutely easy-to-use, state of the art fly swatter!  Needs and Wants© is the only store that can bring such a handy and helpful product right into your home!  It uses the strongest and sturdiest plastic that can be made.  It can take a sumo wrestler hours and hours to even put a dent in it!  Buying this will also ensure that your flies will die.  Unlike those swatters with easy-to-fit-through-holes we have specially made it so the holes are one millimeter in length each.  Not even a flea can fit through!  Now, you are guaranteed a dead fly!  Another reason you should buy this is because it has built in radar systems that can track the flies.  Now you don’t have to wait for one to land in your dinner.  A new addition to this swatter is that it comes in assorted colors including lime, hot pink, and maroon.  To make your buy even more worth while, were adding port and starboard attachments so you can swat more than one at a time.  To make things easier, we’ll also add a handle for you to carry it around, if you call right now!!!  Melissa — used this as a test product and she said, “I bought this fly swatter just thinking that it was another flyswatter. I was wrong! It came in one of my favorite colors (lime) and was light weight. The attachments were great and let me swat a lot more flies than any other fly swatter I’ve seen in my 12 years. I’ll never buy a fly swatter from anyone else!”  We guarantee 100% that this product will work or your money back!  Call now or get left in the dust with the millions who are buying our products.  So call 1-800-SWAT-NOW and buy this wonderful fly swatter for $39.99.  Call 1-800-SWAT-NOW, again that’s 1-800-SWAT-NOW! Call now.   

Injuries with the gravitational 3-piece set fly swatter are not our fault.  We may not be sued in any way what so ever.  Please call your local lawyer for more details.  We will not be held responsible.  You may also not hold Melissa —(age: 12 and friend of Stephanie) responsible. Thank You. 

So??? Isn’t it like the best???It’s a homework assignment for school and i felt like putting it on the web so there you go!!!

Bones979 asked what a garden gnome is…so here you go!

This is a pic of a garden gnome

This is the travelocity gnome, we own no part of him whatsoever.It belongs to travelocity, and we just have the picture to show our viewers what a garden gnome is. Thanks!

The match starts in 30 seconds!!!!

I’ll (steph-fere-bee) be updating the whole game and I hope melissa will too!!!!!

 YAY! Go TONY!!!!!!!

Ok here it is…the tournament!!!!! *drumroll*

On the far left side the 2 visitors…Kevan K….and Steve K….. *croud boo’s*

On the far right side…ooooh here they come…Tony and his friend Jip!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Alright…No cheating! No fighting! No swearing! No Winning on Kevan and Steves team! No losing on Jip and Tony’s team! First team to 5 wins! Got it? Good!

The game starts..and right away Tony gets a point! Hoora!

Everybiody cheers including Melissa! yay!

Oh! Close one! Kevan almost scored a point but Jip saved it and scored another one for tonys team!

Score: 2-0

Augh! Steve just scored a point! Cheeter!!!!!!

Score: 2-1

Yay! Tony scored!!!

Score:3-1

Jip scored another point! whoo!

No!!! Kevan got rite back up and spiked it rite between them and they almost got knocked down!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Score:4-2

EEEEEEK! Kevan just made another point!!!!! NOOO!!!!

Score: 4-3

WHAT?! Are my eyes wrong????? Steve just set it way far back and a point!!! EEEEK!

Score: 4-4 :’( 

Ok….this is the final game point….this game could be anybodys…..

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TONY!! GOOOOOOO JIP!!!!

Cmon…you can do it…..

It’s the serve and….Jip bumps it…Tony spikes it! AND ITS A POINT!!!!! WHOOOO!

FINAL SCORE: 5-4!

Ha!!! In your face Kevan and Steve!!!!!!!!!!!!!