The Chipmunk Club

The Gravitational 3-Piece Set Fly Swatter 

How many times a day do you swat flies?  How many times do you miss?  Well here at Needs and Wants© you can get our new, high tech, absolutely easy-to-use, state of the art fly swatter!  Needs and Wants© is the only store that can bring such a handy and helpful product right into your home!  It uses the strongest and sturdiest plastic that can be made.  It can take a sumo wrestler hours and hours to even put a dent in it!  Buying this will also ensure that your flies will die.  Unlike those swatters with easy-to-fit-through-holes we have specially made it so the holes are one millimeter in length each.  Not even a flea can fit through!  Now, you are guaranteed a dead fly!  Another reason you should buy this is because it has built in radar systems that can track the flies.  Now you don’t have to wait for one to land in your dinner.  A new addition to this swatter is that it comes in assorted colors including lime, hot pink, and maroon.  To make your buy even more worth while, were adding port and starboard attachments so you can swat more than one at a time.  To make things easier, we’ll also add a handle for you to carry it around, if you call right now!!!  Melissa — used this as a test product and she said, “I bought this fly swatter just thinking that it was another flyswatter. I was wrong! It came in one of my favorite colors (lime) and was light weight. The attachments were great and let me swat a lot more flies than any other fly swatter I’ve seen in my 12 years. I’ll never buy a fly swatter from anyone else!”  We guarantee 100% that this product will work or your money back!  Call now or get left in the dust with the millions who are buying our products.  So call 1-800-SWAT-NOW and buy this wonderful fly swatter for $39.99.  Call 1-800-SWAT-NOW, again that’s 1-800-SWAT-NOW! Call now.   

Injuries with the gravitational 3-piece set fly swatter are not our fault.  We may not be sued in any way what so ever.  Please call your local lawyer for more details.  We will not be held responsible.  You may also not hold Melissa —(age: 12 and friend of Stephanie) responsible. Thank You. 

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