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Look at that! Heuwy, one of our newer frequent visitors to this site, didn’t get an award at the awards ceremony! There must be some mistake!
Melissa: Oh yea, I’m so sorry Heuwy. I missed that award when I was doing the awards! I was so busy! But I’m really sorry I didn’t give out your award.
Steph-fer-bee: Hey that’s no problem! No problem at all! All we have to do is go back in time!
Christine: Back in Time!? But that’s not possible!
Steph-fer-bee: Oh yes it is! With my handy-dandy-back-in-time machine.. Anything is possible!
*Steph-fer-bee opens the machine and we all climb in*
*Melissa punches in the date of the awards assembly*
*Christine carries the award going to be given to Heuwy*
Then there is a huge BANG!
We hear a bunch of people gasp.
We open the door and we find that we landed right in the middle of the awards ceremony!
Melissa from the past: Who are you!?
*christine from the past gets out her frying pan*
Steph-fer-bee from the future: We’re from the future! We looked back at this awards ceremony and saw that Heuwy didn’t get an award!!!
Everyone gasps.
Melissa from the past: Oh right! I almost forgot!
Melissa from the future goes up to the mike: This next award goes to a newcomer who is one of our bigger fans. Give it up for the winner of the Awesomest Newcomer Award
Heuwy!!!!!!!
*everyone claps loudly and Heuwy comes up and gives his acceptance speech*
Hooray! We did it! Mission accomplished =]
*we three future people get back into machine and everyone yells goodbye*
The End XD
=] Ello!
It’s me! I haven’t posted or commented in probably 11 years but oh well! [=
Alrighty now let's give a big applause for Melissa Aimless for her amazing awards ceremony! I mean who new Barbie would beat Ken!? (haha wimp.) Great great show! =]
And of course I must now give my acceptance speech for Biggest Heart:
Eeep! (Yes I have fallen in love with that word!) Thank You Melissa Aimless for this spectacular award! =D Huggle Buggle!!! =] *huggles everyone* Thank you, thank you!
Yea that was it rofl. But yes thank ya for picking me for the biggest heart =]
LOL now rolling on to more important shtuff…
We have a truce!!!
Yes, We have now chosen to have a truce with Tvgirl255.
I’m sure many of you remember our awful fights and I think that both sides acted badly so let’s give it up for our truce! Whoo! If you want to see it in depth go to the last comments of this page: http://partyzone4penguins.wordpress.com/a-vampire-love-storyso-funny/
Alrighty now, last but certainly NOT least!
Melissa’s mom is a very nice and generous woman, as we all know, and I don’t know if I’m getting this all right but I think that if we get at least 100 hits per day on this site.. She will pay for a domain! Er.. whatever it is no domain. So that means.. our site would become…
thechipmunkclub.com!!!
Exciting huh!? Well we need your help.
Do you have any other friends that have websites and stuff? Do you know anyone willing to advertise our site in a post or maybe their blogroll? Eep! lol alright so yea, that’s all i think.
Oh! Also, I’m writing a story so that’s why I haven’t posted this post in forever cuz i’ve been too busy just writing 
Maybe later I’ll give you an excerpt of it.. lol
☺Steph-fer-bee☺
Got Photoshop. Batman Kevin!
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*dramatic song plays for The Chipmunk Club Awards and all of a sudden, out pops Melissa dressed in a tuxedo with tails (and of course a top hat)*
Melissa: Hello everybody and welcome to the very first….’The Chipmunk Club Awards!!!!” I am your host the magnificent Melissa Aimless!
*audience classes super loudly and a cow jumps onto th stage*
Melissa: This Sally, she is our cow (well Stephanie’s and I anyway)! She will be here to give out the awards and this *points to a awesome golden microphone phone that appeared a second ago* is the Almighty Microphone of Speeches! You will speak into this when you give your speech. Alright now that that’s been settled, lets them this show on the road, shall we?
*all of a sudden lights start flashing*
Melissa: I forgot! When those lights start flashing. after this anyways, there will be a search to find the Person with the Wig! They are a person working closely with me to insure with search will be fun! No a toupee does not counts! Yea I said that for you Sherman! *guy controlling the lights waves to everyone*
*everyone waves back*
Melissa: Well our first award is the Biggest Fan Award. This award goes to someone who’s been with us since Stephanie first advertised us on her ex-club penguin website. This someone always comments and tells us when they’re not going to be online! This award is quite obvious, and this person knows it, and it goes to…
Bones979!!!!!!!
*everybody jumps up and claps and dances to the random music that’s playing as Bones walks up and makes his speech*
Melissa: Our next award is Randomest Fan. This goes to someone who is always here at the most random times. This fan has been here for a while and will jump into the conversation even though they may not have any idea what is going on at the present. This person probably doesn’t think they’re going to ge this award but oh well. This award goes to the lovely….
Esmilita!!!!!!!
*crowd throws chocolate at the stage in sheer joy right before Esmilita comes up to make her speech*
Melissa: Our next award is the Funniest Mom. This Mom obviously knows who she is, even htough we know Christine does not agree with this award it must be given. Since we all know that a group of 6th graders is a nerd herd this award goes to…
Christine’s Mom!!!!!!!
*the crowd whistles and balloons rain down from the ceiling*
Christine: How is that funny!!!!!!!!! That joke not funny!!!!!!!
Melissa: Christine, calm down, your not going to die!!! Now try deep breathing exercise #7. In Out IN IN OUT OUT!
*Christine does not try breathing exercise #7, instead she *hits me over te head with her frying pan*
Melissa: Thanks….well anyways now we will have one of our acts perform for us while Sally takes a breather! Please welcome…. Stephanie and Melissa Playing Super Mario Bros. Overworld Theme on Piano and Clarinet!
*the crowd stares in awe as Melissa and Stephanie start playing and clap SUPER LOUD for them*
Melissa and Stephanie: We will now take a commercial break!
*commercials for pool tables, bubble gum, and “store solution starter kits.”*
Melissa: Hey! We’re back with more awards and lemonade! If you want some please ask the person as the end of your row to yell ‘TAXI!” A Lemonade specialist will make your perfect lemonade for you in seconds!
*screams of “TAXI!” fill the air*
Melissa: Now to continue where we left of we will continue with the Funniest Dad! This man deserves this award because no duh! Who made Christine and I make crazy faces in that picture at Stephanie’s first birthday with all of us there? Who thought we should make the ultimate Monopoly and we’d call each other when we got to each location? This award goes to…
Stephanie’s Dad!!!!!!!
Melissa: Well anyways, onto our next award, the Best Soda . Now why is this award being given out? Well it all started one day when Christine had a shirt that had the name of the soda and then we shouted it at cars with open windows , we ogt many odd looks I may add. It was then voted by us as being The Best Soda Ever. So without further ado, I give you the Best Soda…
Coca-Cola!!!!!!!
*a representative of the Coca-Cola company comes up and tells us that we’ll be getting Coca-Cola hats and a slow clap starts*
Melissa: Well our next award is the Evil One. First this person was nice, almost a big of a fan as Bones (but of course no one could beat him) but then I canceled Cloud Creatures and this person went nuts! They started mouthing off to us, but for now we’re pretty much ok. But since they were this for a while I thought hey why not give them this award, so please don’t be offended. This award goes to…
Tvgirl255!!!!!!!
*Tvgirl255 gives her speech and applause is given*
Melissa: Well here’s the act right before the commercial break.
*does a quick change into a referee’s outfit complete with awesome microphone*
Melissa: Barbie and Ken battle it out in a wrestling match! Barbie is controlled by Ruth and Ken is controlled by Chuck! Now….LET”S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
*everyone keeps their eyes on the match and it in also displayed on a huge screen projector in case people in the back can’t see*
*finally Barbie pins Ken down*
Melissa: 1, 2,3 and BARBIE WINS! How’s that for Girl Power! Now we’ll continue the awards in a moment but it’s time for another comercial break!
*commercial breaks consits of commercials about sunscreen, cookies, and Wicked*
Melissa: Welcome back but you must now go below to view the 2nd part of this show, thanks!
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Melissa: Yes you came back! Thanks for coming back! Please take a complimentary “The Chipmunk Club” t-shirt!
*everyone takes the t-shirt*
Melissa: Well now we’re going to get into some awards just for us creator’s of The Chipmunk Club!This award is the Most Often Posts. Haha I think we all know who this is just from those words but hey, why not right? This award goes to…
Melissa!!!!!!!
*roaring applause sounds and I make a random speech I totally made up on the spot*
Melissa: OK now that we got THAT out of the way! On to the next award which is…
*lights start flashing*
Melissa: HURRY! FIND THE PERSON WITH A WIG!
*a frantic search begins and finally someone finds the PERSON WITH A WIG!*
Melissa: Mmk come on down and claim your prize! By the way people, the other lights guy, Smithie, was the Person with a Wig!
*person comes and grabs the 50 lbs. of chocolate*
Melissa: Well we’re onto another award which is Most Violent! She is most violent no competition because well…are there any times where she isn’t violent? Exactly. So without further ado, this award goes to…
Christine!!!!!!!
*people throw frying pans at her because she loves frying pans and she catches them expertly in one hand*
Melissa: Eeeep! More weapons! Well onto our next award which is for Biggest Heart! She is always happy and willing to give someone a hug! I swear if you know her for one second you’ll instantly like her! If you don’t you’re just freaking nuts. Well this award goes to…
Stephanie!!!!!!!
*Stephanie skips to the stage and makes her speech and someone randomly throws a teddy bear at her*
Melissa: Now we’re done with the awards just for us! Well I forgot one other important parent earlier so I thought I would give the award here! This award is Best Sound System! I think this was discovered before the Cubs game! Well this award goes to…
Melissa’s Mom!!!!!!!
*Melissa’s Mom makes her weird speech*
Melissa: Mmk we now have a parent from each family mentioned! Well now our next award is most Hedgehog Obsessed! Now this person is the most hedgehog obsessed person I have seen in my 13 years of life! This person must have this award because only they could! This award goes to…
Nicole!!!!!!!
*applause fills the room and marshmallows raining from the ceiling*
Melissa: Mmk well I think it’s time for an act to go on so Sally and I can have ourselves a breather! Presenting….the Batman and Superman : The Ballet! Ha, just kidding presenting…Batman and Superman flying a around the room at super speed! Well I hope you enjoy this becuase they will be rndomly picking people to fly with them!
*so this event goes on for about 5 minutes*
Melissa: Well it’s time for a commercial break! Toodles!
*commercials come on about Menards, cars, and ice cream*
Melissa: We’re back! We only have 3 awards left so hold onto your hats! Literally, it is a bit windy! Well the next award is Best People. Now this is a quite simple one! This award goes to…
Our Fans!!!!!!!
*everyone comes up to get a medal and make a one-sentence speech since theres a bunch of you*
Melissa: I hope you expected that one! The last one is Best Friends and this shouldn’t even need an wexplantion. This award goes to…
The Chipmunk Club!!!!!!!
*we come up and hug each other smile for a picture and give a weird speech thingy*
Melissa: Well that’s all for tonight folks! See you next time at The Chipmunk Club Awards!
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Haha I got bored yesterday and the previous day when I couldn’t sleep (I was brainlessly pondering to many things) so I went on photoshop. Photoshop is quite therapeutic you know, and I made these totally random things! Well, here they are:
Eh, their not very good but hey it’s pretty good for a sleepy person I guess. My favorite is Girl with a Pearl Earring just because it’s random.
So yes, I am a very BORED person, so now you can enjoy my weird graphics.
Melissa
bored as always.
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Cubs vs. Atlanta Braves
June 12, 2008
1:20 P.M.
Best Thing Ever.
Well our first adventure was that I, Melissa, almost fainted! Hereis a pretty detailed description of what happened to me:
Now you are in my body, all of a sudden you feel very hot so you begin fanning yourself. You don’t feel OK at all but you think you’ll get over it. Then soon enough you see black spots in front of your eyes and you can barely see and you’re stiill very hot. You also grow deathly pale (I learned this later from people who were watching me). Then the scariest thing, you can’t hear, if anything it’s a dull roar. You’re gripping onto this steel pole like it’s your lifeline because it’s the only thing you’re sure of being there and Stephanie and your mother are trying to pull you into a chair and your hand off the pole. It’s not working very well but you getinto the seat and start to slightly be able to see things but you can’t find much besides your mother saying ‘Are you ok? Want some water?” Soon the train stops and your feeling a bit bettter and you can see and hear enough to get off the train and by this gigantic concrete pole column and you sit down with your back against it. Now you can see but voices still seem a bit fuzzy. But after drinking some cool water you are all better, and much happier now that that’s past you.
Yup that’s exactly what happened to me, and it SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME! This was the second time this had ever happened to me (Confirmation) but my mom’s getting me a doctor’s appointment since she doesn’t want me fainting in London or in the middle of a street in Amsterdam.
So then we get out of the train station and walk a bit and we get to WRIGLEY FIELD! Yay! So we get past the people who are selling stuff (I wanted to buy every other T-shirt) and the gigantic crowd and they check our tickets and we walk all the way to our seats and they are pretty awesome! We were near 3rd base and I got some pretty good pictures of some pitchers practicing their pitching and all that (I’ll post them later). But we had stupid (mostly drunk) peopel sitting in front of us. The guy right in front of Christine had a big head and it messed up most of my pictures.
The game last 11 innings!
It felt like forever but it was so worth it to be tthere when the Cubs won! It was awesome, and they won when Christine was thinking that my weird family curse thingy (we broke it like a year ago!) was still active. We were all jumping up and down screaming and huigging each other. It was pretty awesome. Then we had to get on the train.
That was a long wait and it was super crowded! But no I didn’t almost faint again and I was pretty good on the train because I had a seat on the first train and the second one I didn’t because I let Stephy sit down (she was tired). But I was fine, I even argued with my brother. But then Stephy had to go to piano so I go Eclipse and The Host (best book EVER!) from the house. Then I had to go back to get Twilight since Chrisitne had to read that. I’m turning into a freaking library. So we drove Stephy home and one the way to drop Chrisitne off we got some fresh buns from a polish deli and gave Chrisitne some/. We also got candy, Polish candy! Yay! Then Chrisitne had to go (for no reason at all) so we drove her home and then I finally got home.
It was an Awesome Day.
(Except for the almost fainting thing…)
Melissa
loves Zozole
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Wow I can’t believe I still didn’t post anything on our (not quite huge) accomplishment! O.o Odd…..Oh well here it goes….
I have absolutely no theme for this weird 11k hits party, I really don’t I am going to sit here and be like MRirian. 0.0 o.o O.o o.O
Ha I’m completely joking, I just hoped someone decided to highlight this big empty space. So……
Hello. Goodbye. This. Is. The. Party. Of. 11000. Hits. You.Must. Talk.Like. This.You. Have.No.Choice.
We. Have. Words. Here. What. Kind. Of. Words? Odd. Words. You. Must. Participate. In. This. Stupid. Party. I.Honestly. Had. Nothing. To. Write. This. Party. Can. Be. About. Anything. And. Everything. So. Party. Away. O.O
(If. You. Think. This. Pretty.Much. Sucks. Say. I. Also. If. You. Say. I. Please. Give.Me. An. Idea. For. A. Party.)
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Well this is my obsessions list. What I’ve been obsessed with, or am still obsessed with 
Clubpenguin (was)
Millsberry (was)
Neopets (was)
Puzzle Pirates (eh.. dunno lol)
(Vmk) (was)
Edward Cullen (still rofl)
Bacon (not obsessed but i ♥♥♥ it)
Badminton (♥ it but not obsessed)
Hating Miley Cyrus (still. rofl!)
Llamas (still =] )
Purple hair (still. well depends what kind.. lol)
Wicked (was)
HSM (was)
Hairspray (was)
I can’t think of any more. lol melissa, christine help me.
☺Steph-fer-bee☺
Has been an obsessive girl.
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So graduation was three days ago but it feels like forever! It was a sad moment and I can’t believe it passed. Walking across the stage didn’t seem to take a lifetime, more like seconds. But it felt like HOLY CRAP and the whole time I was trying not fall, but all in all graduation wasn’t horribly sad or happy.
Oh and afterwards we were going to this one restaurant with Christine’s family and we were in the car waiting for everyone else to get in, and then I see Mr.*****, the best reading and English teacher ever, so I start waving. Then he gives us this weird look and a little waves and walks toward his car. It was ODD. So then we arrived at the restaurant, and that was one fun place (with weird kalamari)! We had so many laughs and waaaaay more inside jokes. =]
Well anyways, today was some sort of family gathering for my graduation so of course Stephanie and Christine were invited and they brought their caps and gowns for pictures and we took pictures in my backyard (a.k.a. the header). Then we jumped on my trampoline with our gowns on (to bad we didn’t get any picture of that eh?) and we “billowed.” XD Billowing is fun by the way! Oh and before that we ran away from short people (we stole this kids shoes) and my brother. Then they stole Chrisitnes flip flops (and stpehys) so we had to chase after them for their shoes. OOH! And we had cake! It was sugar, sugar, and more SUGAR! THen later was also played imaginiff and ate pizza. (I hope I didn’t completely confuse you)
Ok it’s now time for me to go, the 11k hits party will be in the next post!
Melissa
Class of 2008, we’re pretty great.
